A Sick Ride: According to a report from Bala Cynwyd Patch, three men allegedly assaulted a taxi driver over some vomit. The taxi driver told police that a 21-year-old female passenger had thrown up in the cab, and that he had told the passengers they needed to clean up the vomit. After being told to clean up the vomit, the three male passengers allegedly assaulted the cab driver, police said. Read the full story here.

It Gives You Wings: According to a report from Phoenixville Patch, a 28-year-old homeless man was charged with stealing Red Bull energy drinks from the Giant on 700 Nutt Road. The man was spotted by a loss prevention specialist stealing all of the Red Bull 12 packs in the store, worth a total of $155. See the full story here.