Everything, Including the Kitchen Sink: According to a report from Ardmore Patch, a number of power tools and a bathroom sink valued at over $1,500 was stolen from a van parked at the Wynnewood Old Navy. Read more here.

I Guess He Didn't Want a Receipt: According to a release from Media Patch, an unknown person purchased $50 of merchandise from Birds and Bees in Concord Township but tried to walk out of the store without paying for a box of erection cream. Read the full story here.

Why Can't We Be Friends?: According to a report from Mt. Airy Patch, police responded to a fight in which a man hit another man with a wall mirror after the two got into a fight over a song. Check here for the full story.