In the piece, Warren makes peace with all the things she'll never do. For example:
I will do nothing to strengthen my core. I’m not even going to learn where my core is. I’m a swimmer. And I walk the Yorkiepoo every day. That will have to do.
Warren said the editor of 'Booming' recruited her after finding her essay on her personal website.
"I totally lucked out," said the Lower Merion Library System worker and Bala Cynwyd resident.
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